hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
sassy comebacks by Patrick Stump
where can i read the rest of this
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca. i love star trek.
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
pitbull was a great host during the AMAs